were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
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Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I just want nice things and good sex
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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