smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
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Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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