Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You took a bar mat shot.
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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