Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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