It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
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pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
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I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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