Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
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we're making bets on your personal life
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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