I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
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And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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