my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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