have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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My liver is preforming stress tests.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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