Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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