When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but donβt have sex in front of my house lmao
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