did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
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i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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