I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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