All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
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The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
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I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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