I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
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You pole danced in your parka.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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