the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize