Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
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he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You did what with his pubic hair?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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