Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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