I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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