Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
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I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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