are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
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I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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