how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
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I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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