"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
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I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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