Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
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dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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