so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
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I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
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I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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