Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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