'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
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In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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