You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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