We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
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We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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