Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
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debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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