when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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