I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
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There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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