I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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