my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I look better un-naked...
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
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Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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