you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
the condom got lost in my hair
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
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He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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