My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
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I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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