All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
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Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
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Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize