Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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