her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
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ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
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Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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