Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
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They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
You pole danced in your parka.
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I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
My bed smells like the plague
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