I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
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He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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