Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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