5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
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My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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