He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
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Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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