I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
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Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
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I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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