we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
this boner is exhausting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Randomize