Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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