I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
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Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
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You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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