bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
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her facebook's as public as her vagina
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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