Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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