Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
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Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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